So, you’ve clearly ignored all the red flags and actually want to work with us. Good for you, we admire the boldness—just don’t say we didn’t warn you. Below is that standard filler text that makes it look like we’re organized:
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Translation: We do creative stuff and occasionally engage in PR stunts that’ll make your grandmother blush.